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Penis size matters

The old saying that size doesn’t matter was obviously invented by a very unfortunate man or a lying woman. Ask any experienced, truthful woman and she will tell you: size does matter. She may tell you that you’re “big” enough for her so your ego doesn’t go to the shredder, or you may already know that you’re well-endowed if you see enough porn. And just because a man may have a huge penis doesn’t mean that any normal woman will find that pleasurable, either - maybe just fun to gawk at. But for those guys out there who aren’t so sure if they meet the average qualifications, read on.

The average hard penis ranges from five to seven inches in length and about one to one and a half inches in girth. Usually, the girth is what gives women the most pleasure, particularly that littlethe size of a flaccid penis has nothing to do with the size of it when erect mushroom at the head when it rubs on our little g-spot, which is located about an inch or so up our interior. Sorry, guys, but just because you know how to work the material doesn’t always mean it will be satisfying. It’s hard to say which is worse - a large, painful, horse penis, or a little, unfelt Vienna sausage - because neither are going to bring a woman pleasure.

One huge myth is that the size of a man’s hands, feet, fingers, or toes has something to do with the size of his main digit. Not true! Looking at an incredibly built, gorgeous hunk with large hands and feet, one would think that his pleasure tool would be proportionate to the rest of his body. The only thing that is proportionate is: the smaller the penis, the bigger the disappointment. Sometimes short or skinny guys are believed to have short penises, but some of us have found that they can be the most well-endowed. Personally, I have found that no matter the size of the man’s body, if he’s Italian, he will have a nice, pleasurable, fuckable, penis (and just the thought of that makes me want to scream!).

Women don’t want a short, short man, and neither do we want an extremely large one. However, there are many horror stories about both. Some men, even extremely

Just because he is big and muscular doesn't necessarily mean he has a big penis.
Just because he is big and muscular doesn’t necessarily mean he’s hung like Kong.

worked up and hard, are smaller than some of our tampons, our thumbs, and even our pinky fingers. So females think, “what’s the point?!!!”, and will sometimes abruptly end a relationship over one. Call it shallow if you may, but how many of you men would stick with a woman with a huge hole? As for the large-dicked men, not only is it painful, but because they cannot possibly enter all the way, they’re not getting the same pleasure they deserve, either.

Additionally, the size of a flacid penis has nothing to do with the size of it when the guy is hard. It just has to do with the amount of blood he’s got flowing. So, if you happen to be one of those unfortunates, than maybe you can at least use the excuse that you have less blood than the average man.

There’s not a whole lot ladies can do about oversized and undersized dicks, but for the former, prosthetic devices, penis enlargements, and vibrating toys can make up for his lack of blood. As for the latter, the only thing I can say is for women to ask him to only use a portion of his boner. One thing is for sure, though - the majority of women will agree that an average dick is the best!

Shannon Dawn - is a starving artist and freelance writer.
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